I Smell Old People!!!
In an effort to explore the commonly held view that “old people” smell, researchers found that yes, they do, but not as bad as middle-aged men:
On average, the elderly actually smell better than all of the rest of us. Middle-aged men come in dead last in the smell test, with the worst ratings on both “pleasantness” and “intensity” of smell.
So glad I’m not yet 45. —Uncle Eb/John