What We Call Sexy (EP)
A Glampocalyptic Rocksplosion played by spies from the future!
Fantastic
Everybody wants to rock the new hot shitbox
Line up to scream for the indie ice queen
But we prefer the lawn at the Garden of Babylon
Sumerian Idols on the jumbo screen
Did you come to dominate?
We came to dominate
Did you come to dominate?
Did you come to…
Shine on ‘till the shine comes off
Shine on ‘till the shine comes off
Shine on ‘till the shine comes off
Shine on ‘till the shine comes off
Did you come to dominate?
Yes, we came to dominate
Did you come to dominate?
Oh, yes we did
“Did you bring it?”
“Oh, I brought it.”
“Well, let’s see it.”
“You asked for it”
We came to spray you with sweet patina
We came to slay you with deus ex machina
You’re staring at your feet – are you boys in a band?
‘cause I was born on a meteor with a mike in my hand
Bring it!
Shine on!
Dominate!
Psst – hey …. whose place is this?
Psst – hey…this party’s unbelievable!
Who are these people?
I’m playing for keeps
I’m playing to win
The fun enforcer says, let this party begin
Tonight I am enfuego
That means I’m gonna do it right
Step out the Winnebago,
It’s officially on, right
There’s a line for the bathroom
Eight people long
Long enough for a conga line – I’m here to set it off!
It’s okay for you to say I’m the one who started it
I’m the one who dropped the bombs to get this party legit
Who are these people?
This party’s unbelievable
Who are these people?
This party’s unbelievable
Is there gonna be be sex at this party?
Oh, definitely
Is there gonna be a fight at this party?
Most probably
Is there gonna be drugs at this party?
I’m asking you
Who called the cops on this party?
Well it might have been me…
Accidentally
Whose place is this? Well, tell him he’s out of the good shit
Whose place is this? I found some wine and I’m gonna open it
This house is cool – they gots the Internet
Dig on this ‘frigerator – it’s full of condiments
Hey, are those real fish? Shit!!
Don’t just stand there – can someone help me clean up this mess?
Who are these people?
This party’s unbelievable
Who are these people?
This party’s unbelievable
Is there gonna be be sex at this party?
Oh, definitely
Is there gonna be a fight at this party?
Most probably
Is there gonna be drugs at this party?
I’m asking you
Who called the cops on this party?
Well it might have been me…
Accidentally
You with the drink – hang on to that
You with the pants – try to keep those on
I let the dog out – is that cool?
Is there anything to drink besides water in this pool?
You see I deputized myself to turn this party up
Now see, unlike y’all, to me, anything’s achievable
That’s why I came here to turn this party
From bumpin’ to un-bump-a-lievable
Who are these people?
This party’s unbelievable
Who are these people?
This party’s unbelievable
Is there gonna be be sex at this party?
Oh, definitely
Is there gonna be a fight at this party?
Most probably
Is there gonna be drugs at this party?
I’m asking you
Who called the cops on this party?
Well it might have been me…
Accidentally
Using cloth and foam
And a little megaphone
I know they’re listening to every little thing I say
They nod appreciatively
At my soliloquoys
You see, I’m starting a revolution
With a fuzzy little band of Lilliputians
You might think I’m crazy
Let’s agree to disagree
You’ll see…
I’m lining up the cavalry
I run them through the drills
Practicing their combat skills
I don’t just sit around eatin’ ‘tato chips
I’m working overtime
On my dictatorship
You see, I’m starting a revolution
With a fuzzy little band of Lilliputians
You might think I’m crazy
But that doesn’t mean I won’t succeed
Without my fingers, they’re lifeless, twisted and bent
When I’m inside them they’re a puppet government
Didn’t somebody say you should make no small plans?
If you want to escape from the devil you must use your hands
I’m starting a revolution
With a fuzzy little band of Lilliputians
Now you can try to take my playthings away
But come one day…
Come one day…
Come one day…
(First you use the carrot, then you use the stick
First you use the finger, then comes the fist
Then comes the fist
Then comes the fist)
Without my guidance you’d all be lifeless and bent
(Lifeless and bent – do you hear me??)
No hunger, no questions, no fighting here under my tent
(Not in my tent!)
It fills my heart with joy you’ve agreed to my plan
(Joy, I tell you! Joy!)
When I’m inside you I feel so much more like a man
On his two-week paid vacation
To escape his office
And his unbearable life
He studied his brochure
He had a map of Aztec ruins
All he wanted was pictures
But he came back with a wife
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
Se huele como vaca
Pero sabe como machaca
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
Coco studied the ecology
Specializing in invasive species
He walked into the cabana
The most invasive of them all
He pointed to the brochure
Asked her, “how much farther is it?”
She said to go no further
“Take me to the pirate’s ball!!” (arr!)
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
Se huele como vaca
Pero sabe como machaca
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
They boarded Pirate Billy’s
Regatta d’ill repute
When Billy he saw Coco
He said “she’s my favorite”
Billy told the tourist
“I hope that you like fighting
With one hand behind your back
And the other inside a snake!” (sssss)
But before the mano a mano
He asked “donde esta el bano?”
Billy slapped him on the back and said,
“You will be one of us”
So he said goodbye to Scarsdale
The regatta set their mainsails
He and Coco had mixed cocktails
“It’s the pirate’s life for me!”
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
Se huele como vaca
Pero sabe como machaca
Oaxaca, Oaxaca
I’m not usually tongue tied
But I will be if you choose your words just right
Working hard I’m on deadline
I can’t exactly spare the time
I’ll play my part in it but only if you start it drop the dime
I would be willing to go on record
When you I are double-deckered
As long as in the morning you forget everything I said
I’m not ready to commit
But if you come over I will hit it and quit it
And if you think you’re gonna be the one you’re begging for it
Now that I’m here, I want you to know
The harder they come, the faster they go
I’m diggin’ in, yes I’m up to my elbows
Take it once take it two times the third time’s the charm
Do you right do you wrong then I do you some harm
And when I’m done I’ll send you back to the farm
It’s employment at will, get some skills, or I’ll be moving on
You’re so pedestrian you’re like a crossing guard
But you’re equestrian, you ride it so hard
What a dirty little mess we’ve made, playin’ in this backyard
Take it once take it two times the third time’s the charm
Do you right do you wrong then I do you some harm
And when I’m done I’ll send you back to the farm
It’s employment at will, get some skills, or I’ll be moving on
Check out that funky bass, oh my God that’s awesome too
Check out those killer riffs, the guitar is awesome
Check out those keyboards, dude—the sax and trumpet too
The drums and sampler kicking out those beats I dig those beats they’re….awesome
Check out this dinosaur— this dinosaur is awesome
A cowboy skeleton? That’s awesome!
Check out this coelacanth— this coelacanth is awesome
And then Medusa came… Her hair was made of snakes…
I have to slay her, ’cause this fucking jam is fucking off the chain!
Off the chain
This jam is off the chain
(Form a search party for the chain!)
We can’t find the chain
This jam is off the chain
I just took a Facebook quiz
That quiz was fucking awesome
You took the same quiz, too!?!
What animal are you?
Yours said that you’re a bear – mine said that I’m a marmot
A bear is badass, dude— Marmots are badass, too
I think I smell a fucking cage match!!!
In this corner, weighing in at 1,000 pounds, the Alaskan Grizzly
In this corner, weighing in at four pounds two announces, the Alpine Squirrel
a.k.a. MARMOT!!!
The bear is fucking awesome
The marmot’s fucking awesome
The dinosaur is awesome
The skeleton is awesome
The coelocanth is awesome
Medusa’s fucking awesome
This band is fucking awesome
Oh my God, this jam is awesome!!
THIS JAM IS FUCKING AWESOME!